MILLERS DALE, LIMESTONE WAY, WHESTON HALL
FARM, THE DEVONSHIRE ARMS AT PEAK FOREST, HAY DALE, MONKS DALE AND ANGLER’S
REST AT MILLERS DALE
Distance: Nine miles.
Difficulty: Moderate.
Weather: Overcast but mainly dry with
occasional light drizzle.
Walkers: Mickey Barrett, Tom Cunliffe,
Colin Davison and Alan Hart, plus Tips.
B walkers: Lawrie Fairman, Tony Job, Peter
Morrall, Ken Sparrow and Mike Walton.
Apologies: Peter Beal (narrow-boating),
Nigel Crank (w*^king), George Dearsley (w*^king), John Laverick (funeral), Jock
Rooney (supervising builder), Geoff Spurrell (hols), George Whaites (Spanish
hols).
Leader: Davison. Diarist: Hart.
Starting point: Road near Angler’s Rest at
Millers Dale, near Buxton.
Starting time: 9.56am. Finishing time: 2.30pm.
After a short delay while we waited for a
bitch to arrive, Jock drove up and handed his border collie friend Tips to
Colin. Jock was one of many apologists caused by a variety of circumstances,
and the defection of Lawrie to the B team as a result of housemaid’s knee meant
that they outnumbered the A team by 5-4.
The weather forecast predicted scattered
showers, but we reached the halfway pub just in time to dodge one moderate
shower shortly before noon, and then we observed a heavier one at 2.45pm from
the shelter of our final watering hole.
Although we had been lucky to largely
escape the rain, conditions underfoot were tricky with a combination of mud and
limestone coated in algae. Tom was not a happy bunny, first swallowing a fly,
then declaring his Perroni draught lager at The Devonshire Arms to be
undrinkable, its replacement Guinness to be too warm, and the march through
Monks Dale to be dreadful.
There is little doubt that the scenery in
this part of the world, with wild orchids of purple and yellow adding a splash
of colour to the green fields, is spectacular. Unfortunately, there is little
chance to admire it on wet ground because you must concentrate on where you are
placing your feet.
Wild flowers
More wild flowers
From the road leading to The Angler’s Rest,
we walked up a flight of stairs opposite the water wheel to the main road,
which we crossed and turned right, soon turning left uphill past Rock View. We
turned sharply left at a wooden public footpath sign marked Limestone Way
(4mins) and left again at a similar signpost to the right of a farmyard
(8mins).
After going through one gate (14mins) we
went through a second gate (21mins) and turned left. Our quartet crossed a lane
and went straight ahead to the left of a cottage (33mins). Where the path
divided we took the left fork (40mins).
Upon reaching a road we turned left into
the hamlet of Wheston, turning right opposite Wheston Hall Farm (48mins) to
follow a sign indicating Peak Forest three miles away.
By now, with 11am approaching, the talk
turned once again to Tom’s urgent need to defecate. Some might say that
discussion of bowel movements is a distasteful topic in any polite
conversation, but especially as we were approaching Pietime. Your diarist
couldn’t possibly comment.
However, could he ask whether it is normal to be taken short in the countryside at the same time every week ? Answers on a postcard please.
However, could he ask whether it is normal to be taken short in the countryside at the same time every week ? Answers on a postcard please.
On reaching a wooden footpath sign on our
left (66mins), we followed a route slightly to the left of the road and headed
through a field. After crossing the first of a series of stone step stiles
leading to the road linking Sparrowpit with Chesterfield, we stopped for pies
(70mins).
Continuing, we reached a wall in front of
the road to Chesterfield (84mins), and turned left through a series of fields,
trying to keep the road on our right. Eventually we turned right to emerge on
the road with The Devonshire Arms in sight on our left (96mins).
Rain then began to fall but two minutes
later we were beneath the smoker’s shelter at the back of the pub (98mins). It
was 11.45am – 15 minutes before opening – but we had cause to thank the smoking
ban which resulted in the creation of such covers and to Colin for mistiming
our arrival by precisely the same margin as he had when leading us along the
same route a year ago.
After leaving us standing outside while she
attended to cleaning the floor, the landlady opened her doors at 12 noon sharp and
Tom rushed past her with a dazzling display of speed in the direction of the
toilets.
Last time we called in The Devonshire the cask beer was cloudy and had to be sent back. This time they had run out, so Mickey and your diarist opted for bottles of Crabbies’ ginger beer at £2-50.
Last time we called in The Devonshire the cask beer was cloudy and had to be sent back. This time they had run out, so Mickey and your diarist opted for bottles of Crabbies’ ginger beer at £2-50.
No shrinking violets
Despite the jeers of our comrades who
accused us of “going all girly,” we agreed with the advertising campaign that
it was “simply spiffing.” After a long
absence, Tom emerged from the gents looking lighter and with some colour in his
cheeks.
But his first taste of Peroni Italian lager soon took the smile off his face. The substitute draught Guinness he deemed to be not cold enough, so it was agreed that The Devonshire Arms should go on to a black list for not less than three decades.
Departing, we crossed the road opposite the pub and walked along a lane, passing a children’s playground on our left (102mins). We went over a stone step stile and through a farm marked “M.J.Barrett Construction” to make us wonder whether Mickey had added another acquisition to his business empire.
But his first taste of Peroni Italian lager soon took the smile off his face. The substitute draught Guinness he deemed to be not cold enough, so it was agreed that The Devonshire Arms should go on to a black list for not less than three decades.
Tom, happy, having emptied his bowels
Tom, glum, at the Peroni
Departing, we crossed the road opposite the pub and walked along a lane, passing a children’s playground on our left (102mins). We went over a stone step stile and through a farm marked “M.J.Barrett Construction” to make us wonder whether Mickey had added another acquisition to his business empire.
Continuing along the path through a series
of fields, we saw examples of yellow and purple wild orchids and a blaze of
bluebells in the woods to our left. After passing a sign for Hay Dale (129mins)
we paused for lunch on a large rock. Resuming we followed the path until we
reached a gate leading to a road (140mins).
Here we turned right along the road for 25
yards before turning left at a wooden public footpath sign, over a stone step
stile. The route led us to a sign for Monks Dale (158mins) which we passed and
continued along the path until it brought us into a wood comprising mostly
hawthorn trees to the left of a river bed.
The mud and algae-covered limestone made
conditions treacherous for more than a mile and we were relieved, after
crossing a wooden footbridge to emerge unscathed from Monks Dale, descend a
steep flight of steps and return to our cars (215mins).
After de-booting, we were soon enjoying Adnams’ Southwold cask bitter or Wincle
Brewery’s Life of Riley at £3 a pint. Jock arrived to claim Tips and join us,
but at 2.50pm we were informed that any drinks ordered would have to be
finished by 3pm when the pub closed.
Next week’s walk will start at 9.30am from
the car park at Poynton Pool off Anglesey Drive. We shall be heading along the
Ladybrook Trail into Lyme Park, passing The Cage and Lyme Hall before
descending back to The Boar’s Head at Higher Poynton around 12.20pm. We will
then continue our descent down Princes Incline, alongside Poynton Pool and
return to the car park to de-boot before driving to The Bull’s Head, Poynton.
We expect to arrive at 2.15pm.