26/03/2014

Monsal Head

MONSAL HEAD, LITTLE LONGSTONE, SHACKLOW WOOD, ASHFORD IN THE WATER
Distance: 12 miles
Difficulty: Easy
Weather: Generally dry with early cloud giving way to sunshine.
Walkers: Alan Hart, George Whaites, George Dearsley, Jock Rooney and Tips, Colin Davison, Pete Beal.
Apologies: Mickey Barrett (Achilles injury), Lawrie Fairman (lecturing on a cruise ship), Julian Ross, Tom Cunliffe (wo*king), Pete Burrell (hospital appointment), Chris Corps (w^rking)
Leader: Rooney Diarist: Dearsley
Starting point: The lane opposite the Monsal Head Hotel, Derbyshire
Starting time: 9.55am. Finishing time: 2.40pm


Monsal Head


The BBC weather forecast was wrong and the predicted sunshine did not arrive until later in the day.
But leader Jock’s timing was perfect and we were tucked away in the pub during the only substantial rainfall of the walk.
The walk itself acquainted us with more Dales than they have in Ambridge.
Cressbrookdale, Deep Dale, Hay Dale, Upperdale and several others.  All we needed was Jim Dale and Dale Winton.
The walk was also the longest I personally can recall as a Wednesday Wanderer at 12.3 miles. I am indebted to M’learned friend Mr Davison for providing the proof (see the map below) via Google Earth.
(I think we need a steward's inquiry into these calculations. Ed).
But we must thank Mr Rooney for a most pleasant journey through some picturesque Derbyshire terrain.
We left the cars and went through the village of Little Longstone.
We passed a chapel (pictured below) on our left, built around 1870 from coursed, squared limestone with gritstone dressings and a Welsh slate roof.
I’m sure, like me, the other Wanderers marvelled at the rock-faced quoins and moulded kneelers, not to mention the deeply chamfered round-arched doorway. Awesome.
Just before the Packhorse pub we turned left, went over a stile and across a field diagonally towards the right.
We went over a wall on the right, then over a second wall and started up an incline.
We crossed a stile, then went through a gate and came to a T-junction where we turned right.
After about 300 yards we turned left up a path, crossing a stile and began a modest ascent.
A catchpond was on our left.
We went over a stile on the left.
There were two paths in front of us on land that sloped downwards from right to left. We took the higher path.
A road was below us on the left and beyond that a trig point called Wardlow Hay Cop.
We crossed a stile on the left and crossed the road we had seen earlier.

Our walk



A quick check of the flappy thing




Chapel in Little Longstone…lovely quoins.


We turned left onto a metalled road. This was Hay Dale and we headed downhill.
The Monsal Trail hove into view. We went towards a crossroads and Pie Time was declared at 11.16am.
We took it on some benches near the River Wye a few yards to our right.
We were now in Upperdale.
We left at 11.30am, retracing our steps back to the crossroads where we walked straight on, parallel with the Monsal Trail in the distance to our right.
Riverdale Farm was passed on the right.
The sun came out, albeit very weakly.
We turned right down a path towards the river, which we crossed via a footbridge.
Then we turned left and went under a viaduct.





Bridge over the River K’Wye

We walked alongside the river (to our left now) and passed a waterfall.
The three ex-jounos on the walk discussed the derivation of the word “hack”.

A hack writer, as we know,  is a colloquial and usually pejorative term used to refer to a writer who is paid to write low-quality, rushed articles or books "to order", often with a short deadline. In a fiction-writing context, the term is used to describe writers who are paid to churn out sensational, lower-quality "pulp" fiction such as "true crime" novels or "bodice ripping" paperbacks. In journalism, the term is used to describe a writer who is deemed to operate as a "mercenary" or "pen for hire", expressing their client's political opinions in pamphlets or newspaper articles.

The term "hack writer" is first recorded 1826, though hackney writer is at least 50 years earlier, when publishing was establishing itself as a business employing writers who could produce to order.
The term "hack" was a shortening of the word hackney, which described a horse that was easy to ride and available for hire.

It originally referred to a "person hired to do routine work,"  probably from the place name Hackney, now a London borough.

Interestingly back in 1n 1728, Alexander Pope wrote The Dunciad, which was a satire of "the Grub-street Race" of commercial writers who worked in Grub Street, a London district that was home to a bohemian counterculture of impoverished writers and poets.  Private Eye, of course, now use the term Grub Street.

We went over a stile and through a gap in a stonewall.
We crossed a main road and went up some steps.
We passed a sign saying “Wye Valley” and onto a path on the right.
We went through a kissing gate.
This was Deep Dale.
We went up a moderately steep path with water gushing down and over a stile.
This led us to a steep ascent which proved a real conversation stopper.
Tips began fighting with a huge branch but eventually admitted defeat and rejoined the Wanderers as we headed through Great Shacklow Wood.
As we passed a disfiguration in the hillside to our right Jock explained the phenomenon with a story about Magpie Mine which blew up through underground pressure, sending a torrent of water into the river below and ultimately flooding Ashford in the Water. Never was a village more appropriately named.

Magpie Sough became blocked when a shaft collapsed into it in the 1960s, and a tremendous volume of water built up behind the blockage. The result was a tremendous explosion of water in April, 1966 which swept away several hundred tons of shale and scree and partially blocked the River Wye. The sough was cleared and re-opened by members of the Peak District Mines Historical Society in 1974.

The mine has an interesting history. The earliest recorded workings of the mine date from 1740, and the Magpie Mine was one of several such ventures working different veins in the same area. Right from the start, the miners had difficulty in keeping the workings free from water, but by 1824, a Newcomen type pumping engine had been erected on the Main Shaft. This led to the production of 800 tons of lead being mined in 1827, a record that remained unbroken until 1871.

Magpie Mine was also troubled by disputes with neighbouring mines over who had the right to work each vein. Miners from Magpie Mine and Maypitt Mine were both working the Great Redsoil Vein, and would light fires underground to smoke out their opponents.

The arguments raged for years, both underground and in the courts. In 1833, three Maypitt miners were suffocated by the fumes, and 24 Magpie miners were put on trial for their murder. Several were freed immediately, and eventually all were acquitted because of the difficulty in identifying the individual culprits, and the provocative actions of the Maypitt miners themselves. It is said that the wives of the "murdered" men put a curse on the mine, and the effect of the disputes was to ruin the mine, which closed in 1835. Blimey, all that aggro even without Arthur Scargill.

In 1839, John Taylor, the famous Cornish mining engineer was brought in to re-open the Magpie Mine. He introduced a number of innovations, including steel borers, safety hats, safety fuse, and iron winding ropes. He also introduced a more regular pattern of shift working and payment for his workers, some of whom had come up from Cornwall with him. He deepened the Main Shaft to 208 metres, and also installed a 40-inch Cornish pumping engine. When this proved inadequate, he proposed to replace it with a 70-inch engine, but the proprietors could not agree. Some felt that a sough (a drainage tunnel) would be a better solution, and appeals to the Duke of Devonshire to adjudicate fell on deaf ears.

Various attempts were made over the next 30 years, but it was not until 1873 that construction of the sough started. It took eight years to drive from the River Wye near Ashford-in-the-Water to meet the Main Shaft, a distance of 2km.

Production of lead continued on and off into the 20th. Century. An optimistic report in 1913 promised reserves of four million tons, which attracted businessmen from Sheffield and Glasgow to join forces with Edgar Garlick, the owner. Their venture closed in 1919, and although Garlick re-opened the mine in 1923, he went into liquidation the following year. Nothing happened until after the Second World War, when Waihi Investment and Development Ltd attempted to work the mine using submersible electric pumps. A new winder - in reality a ship's winch fitted with a diesel engine - and a steel headgear were installed. Despite this more sophisticated equipment, no large body of ore was found, and with the end of the Korean War and the fall in the price of imported lead, the mine closed for the last time in 1954.

The mine is also said to be haunted, maybe due to the aforementioned curse. In the 1940s survey team in the mine spotted a man holding a candle who vanished down a shaft. A photograph taken by the team reportedly shows a ghostly figure standing on top of a deep pool of water.

At 12.45pm we felt a spot of rain.
We reached a main road, passing a sign for “Sheldon” on the right.
We crossed the main road and went left about 50 yards before a big green traffic sign.
We cleaned our boots on the edge of the River Wye.
We crossed a bridge and turned right towards the church. The church clock chimed 1pm just as we passed.
The church – Holy Trinity – carried a sign outside saying it was “protected by smart water”.
So once upon a time you had water poured over you as part of baptism to prove you were a Christian.
Now you have water poured over you to prove you’re a criminal.
The march of progress.
A minute later we reached the Bull’s Head where we had to put blue plastic covers over our boots like consultant surgeons. Hartley’s XB was £3.10, Unicorn was £3.20 and Dizzy Blonde was £3.
We had walked 8.2 miles to the pub.

Derbyshire vista…this is Wardlow Hay Cop

We set off again at 1.53pm. We came out of the pub and turned right, we passed the church again and turned right into Fennell Street and then down Vicarage Lane, where we spotted a bust of a cavalier on the side of a house (see picture below). Apparently the area was a Cavalier stronghold at the time of the civil war. But I could find no other reference to the bust.

Cavalier attitude

We turned right at a sign for “Monsal Head”. Now the sun was shining brightly.
We went through a gate, over a road and down a track.
We passed Ashford farm Cottages on the right.
We went through a gate and passed a pond on the left, crossed a road and headed straight on.
We went over a wall and came to a sign saying “Wyedale” one way and “Bakewell” the other.
We turned left.
At 2.21pm we stopped for lunch, setting off again at 2.29pm.
We turned right over a wall, went through a gate and onto a main road.
We turned left. Little Longstone Barns were on our right.
At 2.40pm we reached the Packhorse pub (built 1787) and nipped in for a libation.
Wild Swan was £3.15 and Black Sheep £3.10.
We reached the cars at 3.17pm, debooted and headed home.

B Walkers' diary

Walkers:  Ken Sparrow, Tony Job, John Laverick, Terry Jowett.
Apologies:  Wally (w*<K)
Start and finish:  the Bleeding Wolf, Hall Green
Route: Cross A34, Macclesfield Canal to Ramsdell Hall, left along very deep muddy tracks towards Little Moreton Hall, cross A34, take first path on right to Boarded Barn (the scene of a murder most foul in the 80s), Moor's Farm, Rode Mill, join road round Rode Pool to Rode Heath, Trent and Mersey Canal to Lawton Locks, cross bridge to Bratt's Wood, turn right in front of Brick House, and path back to Bleeding Wolf.
 
Comments: Late start (10.30). John photographed notices about the railings in front of Ramsdell Hall. Tractor ruts made progress towards Little Moreton Hall wet and muddy, and a hawthorn branch plucked your scribe's glasses fro his head and deposited them in six inches of muddy water. They were easily found, but difficult to see through, which is my excuse for missing a left turn to LMH. Lunch in the NT carpark 12 noon. A brief but heavy hail storm hit us after The Boarded Barn, but no more problems as we followed the road into Rode Heath. We reached the pub at Rode Heath at 1 pm, and enjoyed good pints of Marston's at £2.64. The web site for The Bleeding Wolf appeared to suggest early closing at 2.30, but it turned out that this was the kitchen. Anyway, we hurried back with one or two deviations, and found the bar open and serving good Robbies at £3 a pint.
Distance walked guessed at between 5 and 8 miles - it felt like 8, but John had forgotten to switch on the magic phone.
 
Next week: TBC


River Wye




Waterfall


Just after Pie Time



The Packhorse


We will follow HIM...follow HIM wherever he may go

Next week’s walk will start at 9.40am from a car park just off the A6 out of Buxton at Topley Pike, just under a railway bridge. Where Miller’s Dale car park is on the left we will park on the right at an entry to a quarry.
Happy Wandering!





20/03/2014

Rowarth

ROWARTH, COWN EDGE, MATLEY MOOR,  LITTLE HAYFIELD AND ENVIRONS
Distance: 9 miles
Difficulty: Moderate
Weather: Sunny with clear blue skies.
Walkers: Peter Beal, Chris Corps and Fergus, Colin Davison, Alan Hart,  Jock Rooney and Tips, and George Whaites, George Dearsley, Steve Courtney
Apologies: Tom Cunliffe (sailing in Turkey), Lawrie Fairman (lecturing on cruise ship), Julian Ross (sailing in Turkey) Mickey Barrett (providing the yacht for the Turkey sailing)
Leader: Beal     Diarist: Dearsley
Starting point: The car park of The Little Mill, Rowarth
Starting time: 9.39am. Finishing time: 1.58pm

Could Tom, Julian and Mickey, sailing in the Mediterranean, have enjoyed better weather? Well, according to Google, yes. It was 23 degrees in Kalkan, Turkey and only around 9 degrees on the Cheshire-Derbyshire border.
But you get my drift. The Wanderers enjoyed a sunny walk, excellent views, fine ale and good conversation.
The last time we gathered at the Little Mill Tips head butted Mr Hart in the cojones, causing a certain amount of eye-watering.
The dog was in a frisky mood again, especially keen on Colin’s shorts. But fortunately there was no violent confrontation in the scrotal region.
We left the car park and turned right, passing the two houses on the edge of the car park on our right.
We walked to a T-junction and turned right.
Then we took took a path on the left to Cown Edge.
We passed some pigs enjoying the fine weather.
We went over a stile and began a steepish climb.
We went over another stile and straight over a track that crossed ours.

Just like the Wanderers....Happy as pigs in sh……

We passed some frog spawn in two ponds on our left.
The top of the hill was reached at 9.59am. We went over another stile and passed some stones on our left which Jock said were important but which in fact weren’t. It turned out to be a joke that might need some more work on it.
We negotiated two more stiles, effectively heading straight on.
A copse on our left hove into view (10.16am).
We then veered right heading for a post on the horizon.
When we got up close we went down into a gulley and turned right, beginning a descent that led to a stile.
We passed Rock Farm on our right (10.30am).
We then passed another farm on our right.
At 10.36am we found ourselves out on the road (Monks Road) that links Charlesworth to the A624.
Having turned right, we went over a wall on our right following a sign to the “Lantern Pike 2 miles”.


Summit after the first climb


A view early on in the walk



We passed Butcher’s Piece Farm on the right and then swung left at a public footpath sign.
We went over a stile and up a slight incline.
Negotiating a wall we eventually came to a metalled road.
We turned left and Pie Time was declared at 10.54am near Knarrs Farm, on Matley Moor.
With Mr Cunliffe away the Wanderers initiated a veritable Rabelasian feast, languishing for a full 12 minutes of gluttony.

Descending towards Monks Road


We began to descend, down a path that took us back to Monks Road.
We crossed the A624 and went over a stile immediately opposite the junction.
We turned sharp right.
This track initially runs parallel to the main road but then veers off to the left.
We crossed a wooden bridge, passing a memorial to Thomas Boulger, a rambler remembered in the tome below, which I’m sure we’ve all got on our bookshelves.




Tips photobombs my picture



We began a climb onto the moor which appeared to be taking us away from our destination pub (The Lantern Pike) and frustratingly was.
Eventually we turned right (11.48am) onto a path which led us to Park Hall and the road that brings you back to the A624.
By 12.04pm we were in the Lantern Pike enjoying a pint of Timothy Taylor’s at a price I forgot to ask but which Colin helpfully described as “expensive”.
(I believe it’s £3.40.Ed)

Had we not reached the Lantern Pike so quickly, we might have benefited from the munificence of Chancellor George Osborne in knocking a penny off a pint. This would have brought the price down to a modest £3-39.

Thoughtfully absentee landlord Tom had left instructions and before you could say “afiyet olsun” (bon appetit in Turkish) several plates of chips were duly served at our tables. Top man.
In his honour we simply had to stay for a second pint. It would have been rude not to.
We left the Pike at 12.56pm turning right out of the pub and down the road that leads to your diarist’s home in Clough Mill.
We took the path (heading right) at the back of the mill which begins with flagstones but then turns into a steep climb.
On reaching the top we were treated to excellent views towards Glossop.
It was decided to stop for lunch at 1.11pm and again the Wanderers took a full 15 minutes to satiate their taste buds. Tom’s ears must have been burning….and not from lack of Ambre Solaire.

The view during lunch.


Having reached the very top of the hill we took a path to the right. We went through a gate that leads to a track and followed a “public bridleway”.
We turned left and came to a house with a couple of exotic birds outside. No, not a rural brothel, these birds were concrete (gryphons anyone?).
Just at the entrance gate we took a path on the right, went over a stile and began a descent.
We passed a farm with washing on the line and followed a sign “to Rowarth”.
We crossed a tiny stream, went over a stile and 20 yards further on turned left onto a road.
At 1.58pm we were back at the cars and after de-booting enjoyed more ale in the Little Mill, where Banks was £2.80.

B Walkers' diary follows.


Walkers: Tony, Ken, Terry.       
Apology: Wally, trying to catch up on work accumulated during his Barbados trip.
Route: 199 bus from Rising Sun to Newtown, 61 bus to Hayfield. Return by 61 to Furness Vale, and 199.
The 61 bus to Hayfield included a party of Manchester Ramblers who had used the train to reach Newtown. Their target was Kinder Low, but we met them again at Bowden Bridge quarry. Our short but very pleasant amble was up to the reservoir wall via the Sportsman, and back to the Kinderlodge via the campsite.
We had considered joining the A team at the Lantern Pike, but thought there would be a good chance of our arriving too late. A good decision, as our Timothy Taylors came in at £2.80 a pint without chips. Nevertheless, it was the best pint I've had this year. We also watched a bit of England 20-20 in Bangladesh, while the barmaid was upstairs. We settled for halves before catching the 61 back to the Soldier Dick for a final Broadside.
Total distance probably only 3.5 miles.

Next week will provisionally be a very flat walk from the Bleeding Wolf, Scholar Green, calling at Little Moreton Hall, Rode Heath, and maybe Church Lawton.


Last lap...looking towards Glossop

 Next week’s walk will start from the lane a few yards from the Monsal Head Hotel at 9.50pm.
The half way stop will be in an as yet unnamed hostelry in Ashford-in-the-Water.

Happy Wandering.

12/03/2014

Hope

HOPE, LOSEHILL HOUSE HOTEL, MANCHESTER-SHEFFIELD RAILWAY LINE, WIN HILL, DERWENT VALLEY, THE YORKSHIRE BRIDGE INN AT YORKSHIRE BRIDGE, THORNHILL TRAIL, HILLCROFT FARM, HOPE CEMETERY AND THE OLD HALL AT HOPE
Distance: 9-10 miles.
Difficulty: Strenuous.
Weather: Sunny with clear blue skies.
Walkers: Peter Beal, Chris Corps and Fergus, Colin Davison, Alan Hart, Terry Jowett, Jock Rooney and Tips, and George Whaites.
Apologies: Tom Cunliffe (pub duties), George Dearsley (lecturing in Manchester), Lawrie Fairman (lecturing on cruise ship), Tony Job ( gardening back injury), Julian Ross, Ken Sparrow (Cheltenham racing) and Geoff Spurrell (undergoing replacement hip operation).
Leader: Corps (assisted by Fergus). Diarist: Hart.
Starting point: Road outside Hope Primary School, Derbyshire.
Starting time: 9.45am. Finishing time: 2.52pm.

In the absence of any B walker companions, Terry made his debut with the A team on a day of glorious sunshine and blue skies. The early mist encountered en route had cleared by the time we set off in ideal walking conditions.

After six months of five-mile walks on fairly flat terrain, Terry found the spectacular views breath-taking in more ways than one as we took on one of our more strenuous journeys. 

We were rewarded for our endeavours with a series of stunning views from the ridge approaching Win Hill.

We began by walking away from the centre of Hope village, passing High Peak Hall on our left (9mins) and turning left up Lose Hill Lane (11mins). This took us past Losehill House Hotel and Spa on our right (18mins) before we turned left over a wooden stile marked with a yellow arrow (25mins).

After crossing another wooden stile (40mins) we followed the yellow arrow pointing right and walked through a tunnel under the Manchester-Sheffield railway line. We turned right then immediately left at a wooden public footpath sign (43mins).

After a short steep descent we crossed a bridge over the River Noe and passed the National Trust Dark Peak Area Office on our right. We turned right at a sign for Hope Cross and Jaggers Clough and went right at a post marked with a yellow arrow (50mins).

Readers may be disinterested to know that a jagger was the name for a peddler in ancient times (as well as being the name of the lead singer in a certain rock band in less ancient times).

By now we were embarking on a prolonged climb, which led us through a gate marked with a yellow arrow. With several stops to admire the view and, coincidentally, to catch our breath, we reached a lane by the side of a gate and paused for pies and port (67mins). During our break, we acted as gate-keepers for a cyclist, two trail-bikers and six horsewomen.

Resuming, we headed diagonally right towards a line of trees to reach a ridge. Here we turned right for a more gentle approach towards the summit of Win Hill. On our right was Lose Hill. According to legend these were the nearby peaks occupied by rival soldiers during Anglo-Saxon times.

The warriors from Lose Hill went down to the valley and then ascended Win Hill where they were beaten – probably the most predictable outcome in the history of warfare.

When we reached the final ascent of Win Hill (115mins), Peter B, Colin, Jock and Tips opted to take the route to the summit, which they found swarming with tourists, while the rest of us went round the right shoulder, meeting again during the descent at a wooden gate (134mins).

The next stage was a tricky steep rocky slope to a track (153mins) which we crossed to descend steps leading to the River Derwent. By turning first right and then left we crossed the river (155mins) and walked uphill to Bemrose  Gate on our left (161mins). 

The pub was now in sight and we reached the Yorkshire Bridge Inn (164mins) for excellent pints of Bakewell Best and Farmers Blonde cask bitter at £3-35. They were enjoyed in the warmish sunshine at tables outside the front door.


Yorkshire Bridge Inn



Continuing our walk after refreshment had been taken and ablutions performed, we retraced our footsteps back to the river and turned left (169mins). After 50 yards we turned right at a gate (170mins), went left along a track for 20 yards and then turned right along the Thornhill Trail.

We were heading uphill again and rested for lunch (185mins) at a footpath crossroads marked for Yorkshire Bridge, Thornhill, William Hill and Hope. Resuming uphill towards Hope, we walked through a gate (187mins) and headed diagonally left through a field. We were then able to follow the beaten path through a series of fields and over stiles as we made the descent back to Hope.

We passed Hillcroft Farm on our left (201mins), went down Aston Lane and turned left at a public footpath sign (203mins). This brought us to a lane where we turned left (207mins) and then turned right following a footpath sign for Fairfield Farm (213mins).

After walking through a tunnel under the Manchester-Sheffield railway line (219mins) we passed Hope Cemetery (222mins) and reached a lane where we turned left. This brought us to a road where we turned left (223mins) and reached our cars to de-boot (225mins).

Some photos courtesy of Colin Davison follow.







We drove back towards the main road and stopped at The Old Hall on the left at the junction.  Here we had a choice of Theakston’s Old Peculier, Castle Rock Harvest Pale or Adnams Southwold cask bitters, all around £3-30 a pint and in good fettle.


Next week’s walk will start at 9.40am at The Little Mill Inn at Rowarth, calling for a livener at either The Grouse at Chunal or The Lantern Pike at Little Hayfield, before returning to the Little Mill around 2.20pm.


05/03/2014

Furness Vale

FURNESS VALE, LYME PARK AND ENVIRONS
Distance: 8.6 miles
Difficulty: Easy
Weather: Dry, overcast, some weak sunshine at times
Walkers: George Whaites, George Dearsley,  Julian Ross, Colin Davison, Tom Cunliffe,  Lawrie Fairman. Chris Corps and Fergus
Apologies: Pete Beal (walking part of Pembrokeshire Coastal Path), Alan Hart (returning from Malta), Jock Rooney (Isle of Man)
Leader: Davison Diarist: Dearsley
Starting Point: The Soldier Dick, Furness Vale
Starting Time: 9.32am. Finishing Time: 2.05pm

O, to be in England
Now that April 's there,
And whoever wakes in England
Sees, some morning, unaware,
That the lowest boughs and the brushwood sheaf
Round the elm-tree bole are in tiny leaf,
While the chaffinch sings on the orchard bough
In England—now!

Alright, it’s not quite April. But Robert Browning’s words seem appropriate for the Wanderers’ bracing walk around some of the most breathtaking scenery in Cheshire.
The last time your diarist was here (January 2013) there was deep snow on the ground.
This time, though the skies were mostly overcast, the snowdrops, emerging daffodils and the presence of two (possibly mating) skylarks gave notice of the oncoming of Spring.
We left the Soldier Dick car park slightly early at 9.32am, walked to the main road and turned left and left again just past the bus shelter.
After negotiating a stile, our leader Colin “Hills r Us” Davison was about to take us on the first of many climbs.
Having ascended some way we reached what looked like the summit and crossed a field, going over a stile and through a second stile, turning right as we followed the yellow arrow.
Lawrie pointed out the cavorting skylarks and we went through a five bar gate and turned left, passing Redmoor Farm.
This brought us to the main road (which goes to Disley) and we turned right, then left over a stile and onto a path which took us up our second hill.



 Scenic charm


We entered a field and went straight on. In the distance was The Cage.
The sun came out, albeit weakly.
We went over a stile and crossed a road with The Cage now virtually straight ahead of us.
We went through a gate and turned right, crossing a wooden bridge next to a red-brick bridge which was closed due to impending collapse.
A sign which read “unstable” was apparently not referring to us.
A lone female walker was ahead of us and our leader almost caused an incident worthy of investigation by Operation Yewtree as he tripped and almost rugby tackled the lass, just managing to regain his balance before a collision.
We went left and entered Lyme Park.
Soon we were climbing the ladder stile that takes you into Lantern Woods at 10.43am.


Tom brings up the rear



We negotiated another ladder stile and reached our second summit where Pie Time was declared at 10.54am at a monument erected to Allan Monkhouse.
M’learned friend Mr Hart has written about this chap before and I plagiarise his notes below.
Monkhouse, (no relation to the comic) was a playwright, novelist and literary editor of the Manchester Guardian, who was born in Disley and loved these hills.

The memorial to Allan and his wife Dorothy was erected by their children, who clearly followed their father’s liberal leanings. Patrick Monkhouse (1904-81) was a Guardian journalist and a member of the Peak Park Planning Board; Rachel Natzir (1905-85) was a district county councillor and chairman of the governors of Styal Prison; John Monkhouse (1908-90) was a headmaster; and Elizabeth Monkhouse (1912-2011) was a lecturer and president of the Workers’ Education Association.


                                                      Fergus mugs up on Allan Monkhouse



Despite the usual protestations from Mr Cunliffe, the Wanderers enjoyed a full 10 minutes of manduction before setting off again at 11.04am.
Just before we did so, however, two rather comely female walkers passed by, leading Mr Cunliffe to utter his killer chat up line: “My, your boots are clean.”
If only he had been wearing his £100 walking pants the effect might have been devastating, but sadly he’d left them at home.
As we set off Mr Davison claimed the ground ahead was “the best mile of walking in the whole of Cheshire.”
“Are we going that way?” your diarist inquired. “No,” was the curt reply.
We went over a stile on the left and then over a second stile, following a sign that read Gritstone Trail.
Before we turned right to follow this sign, however,  we passed a while looking at the Bowstones on our right.

                                                                      Bowstones



I’m obliged to M’learned friend Mr Laverick for his documented account of this monument.
The Bowstones are a pair of Anglian cross shafts situated beside the old ridgeway between Disley and Macclesfield overlooking Lyme Park, the Cheshire Plain, the city of Manchester and the hills of the Peak District.

The western shaft is 1.22 metres high and tapers from circumference of 1.25m at the base to 0.86m at the top. The eastern shaft is 0.98m high and has a circumference of 1.27m. Both are decorated with interlaced carvings in a style that indicates a date of the 10th century or earlier. There is some later lettering engraved.
Their round cross section and their erection as a pair is unusual for crosses of this era. They may have been moved their current location in the 16th century by Sir Piers Legh of Lyme Hall. Two stone cross heads on display at the hall may have originally surmounted the shafts.

Local legend states that the name is derived from their use by Robin Hood and his men to re-string their bows. Mr Hood was clearly well off the beaten track from Nottingham. Either that or someone has radically pruned Sherwood Forest over the years.

It also proves that people were getting lost long before they were helped on the wrong road by sat nav.

On researching further, I learned that these freestanding crosses, frequently heavily decorated, were erected in a variety of locations in the 8th, 9th and 10th centuries AD.

They are found throughout western and northern England, although they are particularly concentrated in the north.

They were erected in a variety of locations and appear to have served several functions. Some are associated with established churches and monasteries and may mark burial places, focal points used in religious services, or the boundaries of ecclesiastical land-holdings. Others may have marked route-ways or other gathering points for local communities.

All examples tend to be heavily decorated, the patterns and ornament used drawing on wider artistic traditions of the time. Patterns of interlace are common, some depicted as 'vine- scrolls', tendrils of growth of the grape vine, sometimes complete with leaves.

On the most developed examples this 'vine-scroll' is shown to be inhabited by a variety of birds and animals. Panels depicting figures and animals are also commonly found; on occasion these depict Biblical scenes or personages. This carved ornamentation was often painted in a variety of colours, although traces of these colourings now survive only rarely.
The earliest examples were created and erected by native communities; later examples were heavily influenced by Viking art styles and mythology and their creation can be related to the Viking infiltration and settlement of the north of England. Several distinct regional groupings and types have been identified, some being the product of single 'schools' of craftsmen.
Around 200 examples of such crosses have been identified. This is likely to represent only a small portion of those originally erected. Some were defaced or destroyed during bouts of iconoclasm in the late medieval period.
Others fell out of use and were taken down and re-used in new building works. They provide an important insight into art-traditions and changing art-styles. The figured panels provide information on religious beliefs. The Viking period stones contribute to studies of the impact of the Scandinavian newcomers into the north of England. All well preserved examples are identified as nationally important.

                                                        Top of the world, ma!


We turned left at a sign “to Handleyfoot”.
We came to a Y-junction and our leader insisted we go right when the left fork was probably the legal one.
We negotiated a steepish gulley where Mr Fairman found a sheep’s head and duly wore it like a Viking.

Norsing around.

We passed a farm with an extra large duckpond and turned right up yet another hill.
We took a path on the left following a sign “to Kettleshulme”.

This sign was spookily sponsored by the family of “A Hart, killed on active service”.
We went left and first right following the familiar yellow arrow and up – yes you’ve guessed – another hill.
But at 11.42am we were required to descend a steep hill, which, had it been covered in show, would probably have been a black run, certainly a red.
We crossed a wooden bridge and went over a stile onto a metalled road.
We turned left and passed Brookbottom Cottages, turning right  at a stone house and into the garden centre.
The Swan pub hove into view and we were inside by 11.58am.
Excellent Pedigree was £3.30 a pint as was Silver King.
Colin’s NASA-style watch-come-computer told us that we had ascended 1246 feet and descended 987 feet.




                                                               Horny Devil (1)



                                                                 Horny Devil (2)



We set off at 12.49am leaving the pub and turning right and then left into Kishfield Lane.
We passed Colehurst farm on the right.
Luncheon was taken from 1.03pm until 1.11pm on a bridge over a small stream.
We continued up a hill and passed some very horny cattle (pictured above).
We took a path on the left and managed to find another hill.
We crossed a stile on our right and crossed a field. We negotiated another stile and turned right.
Then we came to a road and turned left, passing The Posting House on the left.
We swung right following a sign that said “bridleway”.
At this point your diarist, Mr Corps and Fergus became detached from the main body of Wanderers and - seeking help from a local - made our way down to the A6 just before the turning for Bugsworth.
The remaining Wanderers must have stayed higher but happily we were all reunited yards from the Soldier Dick, which we reached at 2.05pm.
Wainwight was £2.80 a pint.
Mr Hart (happily not killed on active service) was already in situ and we were soon joined by the B-Walkers.
Colin’s wrist computer claimed we’d ascended 1742 feet and descended 1722 feet.
Next week’s walk will start at 9.45am from outside the primary school in Edale Road, Hope, with a scheduled half way stop in Bamford at a pub to be nominated by Mr Corps.
Sadly your diarist will be lecturing in Manchester and Mr Fairman will be lecturing in the Arctic circle.
I wonder who will be the colder?
Happy Wandering.