March
22,
2022.
Sutton,
Crocker
Hill,A54,
Hollins
Lane,
Ryles
Arms,
Gritstone
Trail,
Ridge
Hill,
Langley
Pond,
Goneville
Estate.
Distance:
Nine
miles.
Difficulty:
Strenuous
start:
easy
finish.
Weather:
Mainly
sunny
and
dry
with
fluffy
white
clouds.
Walkers:
Andy
Blease,
Alastair
Cairns,
Mark
Enright,
Martin
Evans,
Christopher
Owen,
Keith
Welsh,
Dave
Willetts,
Thomas
Cunliffe.
Michael
Barrett,
Peter
Beal,
Julian
Ross,
Clifford
Worthington.
None
Walking
Drinker
Hart.
Apologies:
Huey
Hardiman,
Covid.
Jock
and
Kieren
Rooney,
unspecified.Simon
Williams,
Hospital
Visit.
Leader:
Owen.
Diarist:
Ross.
Starting
point:
Sutton
Hall
Starting
time:
9.34am.
Finishing
time:
2.09pm
As
the
bakers
dozen
of
wanderers
gathered
in
the
car
park
of
Sutton
Hall Mr. Cunliffe gleefully broke the news that a new diarist was required as neither
himself
or
Mr
Beal
were
prepared
to
complete
the
task.
There
followed a scene from Monty Python Gumbys as all the 11 wanderers
looked at their
feet, shuffled uncomfortably and said nothing. This naughty school
boy situation
continued for what seemed like an eternity with the imposing figure
of Mr Cunliffe
staring at each walker in turn. ( He is a big man but much out of
shape) Realising
how uncomfortable this situation was for the more illiterate and
shy members of
the group I volunteered. The atmosphere lifted immediately with
smiles
replacing
anguish
and
shouts
from
my
one
time
friend
Mr
Barrett
such
as
“
I bet he sais
things like, we progressed in an orderly fashion”, Or “ We walked
in
an
easterly
direction”
All
greeted
with
howls
of
laughter.
As
this discussion was taking place, our leader was seen to be striding
off
towards
the
front
entrance
of
Sutton
Hall,
obviously
tired
of
the
tedium
of
debate.
The
happy
group
followed
and
turned
left
on
to
Bullocks
lane,
proceeding
in
a
westerly
direction for several hundred yards before taking another left over a
wooden
style
and
followed
the
public
footpath
towards
Walker
lane
where
we
turned
left passing the
Tunnicliffe Tea House and Life Style Store. A short
distance later
we turned right into the adjoining field towards Symondley Road
where
we
took
another
right
towards
Sutton
reservoir.
With
the
reservoir
on
our
right we took a
sharp left towards Hawkshead Quarry, past Croker House and
then
a
steep
climb
took
us
up
to
the
gritstone
trail.
At
this stage the group was becoming stretched out with the Hayfield
Massive
ahead
and
the
big
yet
out
of
shape
Cunliffe
at
the
rear.
The
group
waited
for
the
tailenders to
catch up and it was noted that the unfortunate soldiers training on
the Brecon
Beacons in July 2013 passed away after suffering heat stroke partly
due to the
advanced party waiting for them only to restart marching once they
caught
up
without
allowing
them
to
rest.
This
was
met
with
guffaws
of
laughter
and
it
was
suggested
that
we
set
off
once
his head came
into sight. This plan was duly executed as is the way of the
wanderers.
The
steep
climb
continued
up
to
Croker
Hill
summit
at
1325ft
where
the
group
finally
waited
for
the
tail
enders.
The tower at the summit is part of the British
Telecom microwave network. A
Network of point-to-point
microwave radio links in the United Kingdom,
operated
at
first
by
the
General
Post
Office,
and
subsequently
by
its
successor BT
plc. From the late 1950s to the 1980s it provided a large part of
BT's trunk communications
capacity, and carried telephone, television and
radar signals and digital data,
both civil and military. Its use of line-of-sight
microwave transmission was
particularly important during the Cold
War for its
resilience against nuclear
attack. It was rendered
obsolete, at least for normal
civilian purposes, by the
installation of a national optical
fibre communication
network
with
considerably
higher
reliability
and
vastly
greater
capacity.
BT
remains one of the largest owners of transmission
and microwave towers
in
the UK. The most famous of these is the BT
Tower in London, which was
the tallest building in the UK
from its construction in the 1960s until the early
1980s, and a major node in the BT
microwave network.
During his previous working life Mr Owen has
worked on the tower and has
remarked
that
from the
top
you can
see
f****ing Heaton
Park tower.
Mr Owen is now on the staff at Winkle Primary
School. Part of the schools
vision is to develop happy and
courageous children who shine in all that they
say and do.
Mr
Owen
is
known
affectionately
by
the
pupils
as
the
tall
man
who
swears
a
lot. He does not appear on the
school website.
The
group
descended
along
the
gritstone
trail
towards
the
A54
where
a
grassy
knoll
was
found
and
Pie
Time
declared
at
11.08hr.
At
this
stage
Mr
Beal
offered
to
lend
your
unexpected
but
enthusiastic
diarist
a
pen
and paper.
A
bit
late perhaps.
Mr
Beal
was
sporting
a
Tilley
Hat.
These
retail
at
about
£46
and
are
renowned
as being able to be passed
through the digestive system of an elephant and
be wearable again after a rinse
under the tap. When questioned about what
he considered to be the unique
selling point Mr Beal stated that if the owner
wrote their name and address in
the hat, then lost it. The manufacturer would
sell the owner a new one at half
price. An inspection revealed that no name or
address were recorded in this
hat. Mr Beal however stated that his wife had
most probably definitely recorded
the required details in her hat. Mr Beal
declined Mr Cunliffs suggestion
that he report his hat lost but state his head
had
grown somewhat and provide
a larger half price hat
to Mr Cunliffe.
The
group continued towards Hollin Lane turning right and arriving a
short
time
later
at
The
Ryles
Arms
where
the
beer
was
said
to
be
in
good
form
and
enjoyed on a sunny patio next to
the car park.
A
short time later we were joined by Mr Hart who seemed in good spirits
despite having suffered a
horrendous blister due to wearing wellington boots
that
were
too
small
for
him.
This
injury
had
prohibited
him
from
walking
on
the
day in question.We wish him well
in his recovery and assure him that
photographs of the injury posted
on watsapp were not necessary as the
majority believed him.
On leaving the hostillery we turned left
through the carpark up a short hill and
once again joined the gritstone
trail looping left back towards Hollin Lane.
Turning
right
we
followed the
lane
to
a footpath
on
our
right that
took
us to
Ridge Hall Farm. Crossing Meg Lane we continued
to Cock Hall Lane and
turned left towards Langley and
onto the Goneville estate to the rear entrance
of Sutton Hall.
A
final drink was partaken in the sun drenched yard.Judging by the red
glowing
heads
of
some
walkers
a
Tilly
Hat
may
be
a
good
investment
though
other cheaper versions are
available.
Next weeks walk will be in Eyam on Hawk Hill
Road.
The three words
address
is
mass.ordeals.quality.
Any
questions
can
be
directed
to
Mr
Cunliffe
via watsapp.
Happy wandering