WARSLOW, SWAINSLEY BANK, WETTON MILL, CARR FARM, THE ROYAL OAK AT WETTON, OLD POLICE HOUSE, BACK OF ELTON, WETTON HILL, SUGAR LOAF, MANIFOLD VALLEY, MINTLYN HOUSE, THE GREYHOUND AT WARSLOW
Distance: 10-11 miles.
Difficulty: Moderate but strenuous climbs.
Weather: Hot and sunny.
Walkers: Alastair Cairns, Colin Davison, Mark Gibby, Hughie Hardiman, Alan Hart and Chris Owen.
Apologies: Peter Beal (narrow-boating), Tom Cunliffe (returning from caravan trip to France and Spain), George Dearsley (in Turkey), Lawrie Fairman (cruise-lecturing), Steve Kemp and Jock Rooney (wounded), Julian Ross (w*^king), George Whaites (domestic duties)
Leader: Davison. Diarist: Hart.
Starting point: Road outside The Greyhound Hotel at Warslow, south-east of Buxton.
Starting time: 10.05am. Finishing time: 3.23pm.
Where do I begin ? This was a walk which started ominously, had a disappointing middle and a prolonged, energy-sapping end. It speaks volumes for the fortitude and doughty spirit of the Wednesday Wanderers that we suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune with good humour.
This was a new route, suggested by your diarist and led by Colin, so there was always going to be an element of uncertainty involved. However we were subjected to such a degree of hesitation and deviation in the early stages that nobody would have been surprised if Just A Minute host Nicholas Parsons had intervened.
Assembling in good time for our 10am start we set off at the appointed hour and had gone only 20 yards when Chris and Alastair drew up in the latter’s Masserati. If they had been a minute later we would have turned right and been out of their sight. It transpired they had arrived early and decided to make a seven-mile round trip to Longnor for cups of coffee. Though the danger of being left behind was averted, Chris discovered that his walking poles, left by the side of his car, had vanished.
After an enjoyable ramble through the rural scenery and an unscheduled but welcome stop for ice creams we arrived at the historic Royal Oak in Wetton looking forward to our first pints of the day. Sadly the Arbour Ale at £3-80 was in poor form and a suspicion that the first two pints supped by Alastair and Chris had spent the night between barrel and pump. This is becoming a peril to thirsty walkers, proving that sometimes the early bird gets the bad pint.
But just when you think things can’t possibly get any worse....read on.
Facing The Greyhound we turned right downhill and took the first road right by the side of The Old Post Office. At the end of Quarter Lane we crossed and followed a wooden public footpath sign to the right of Warslow Village Hall . We went through a metal gate and entered a farmyard which we exited through a gap stile and turned right.
As we passed Low Homestead on our left (10mins) we carried straight on along a gravel track. We went through a five-barred wooden gate marked Warslow STW (14mins), crossing a field diagonally right through a gap and left along a footpath across a wooden footbridge marked with a yellow arrow (18mins)
We reached a road at Swainsley Bank(25mins) which we crossed and went straight up a gravel track, soon forking right (26mins). When we reached a house called Kirksteads over a cattle-grid we reversed , turning left diagonally across a field and through a gap in the trees before intersecting the path we should have been following . We turned left and went through a wooden gate and crossed a stream (38mins)
We were now following a public bridleway through metal gates and a stone step stile until we reached a stream where we paused for pies and port (55mins). We were also treated to slices of chocolate orange by Chris.
Resuming we turned left with the stream on our right and reached a lane through a wooden five-barred gate. We reached another lane and turned right before crossing a road bridge over the River Manifold to reach Wetton Mill on our right (71mins). The ice cream shop was too tempting for some of us to resist in the heat of late morning and Chris insisted on treating us again. (I hope we are not being groomed)
With the ice cream parlour on our left we headed left (76mins) uphill until we reached a wooden post displaying a blue arrow on a yellow background. We turned left (80mins), went through a wooden gate (81mins) and swung right along a valley. We crossed a wooden stile (89mins) and turned left to join a road with a dry riverbed on our right below.
When we reached a wooden stile next to a wooden public footpath sign marked with a yellow arrow, Colin persuaded us this was a short cut which would bring us out further up the road (95mins). Ten minutes later, after ducking and stumbling our way through what Colin described as a public bridleway – if midgets rode Shetland ponies – but resembled a jungle, we returned to the road some 100 yards further along it (105mins).
We reached a road and turned left uphill past the sign for Wetton (111mins). After passing Carr Farm on our right we passed the church on our right and then turned right to reach The Royal Oak on our right (120mins)
The Royal Oak is a free house established circa 1760 and is the venue for an annual toe-wrestling competition. Toe-grappling fans will know this became a championship event in 1993. For many years this took place at The Bentley Brook Inn at Fenny Bentley, near Ashbourne, but it returned to its spiritual home at The Royal Oak in 2015.
The sport was invented in 1974 by four regulars there who bemoaned the UK’s lack of world champions. They decided if they could create a new challenge which nobody else knew about the country would have a world champ. Mick Dawson became the first titleholder and retained it the following year. Then a Canadian visitor literally wrestled the title from his grasp.
The sport took off worldwide and produced such personalities as Paul “Toeminator” Beech. It is played in bare feet on a best of three basis using alternate right and left feet. The winner must trap his opponents’ foot for three seconds.
Perhaps the excitement of the toe-wrestling distracted customers from the woeful state of the beer.
On leaving the pub we made a brief diversion to admire the bizarre statuary outside the Old Police Station, with a set of ancient stocks in its garden. Returning after a photo opportunity we walked back towards the pub and then headed right uphill at Hill Farm Cottage and then turned left towards the Back of Elton, as it was signed.
After passing an underground reservoir on our right (130mins) we went through an open gate and started to climb Wetton Hill (1,221 feet). With Chris striding out ahead and the rest following gamely in his wake, we received a shout from Colin at the back who was consulting his map once again. He told us to carry on and he would meet us at the far side of the hill.
For a variety of reasons this never happened. Suffice to say we arrived back at The Greyhound after skirting Wetton Hill and climbing the vertiginous Sugar Loaf Hill, then following the right bank of the Manifold back to Warslow. Our leader, having arranged to meet us at a bridge, changed his mind and returned to the pub, proudly informing us that he had arrived 50 minutes before us having walked three fewer miles.
Next week’s walk will start at 9.30am from the free public car park overlooking Bollington Recreation Ground. The walk of between 8-9 miles will involve one steep climb up Kerridge with a livener in The Robin Hood at Rainow around 12.15pm, finishing at The Vale, Bollington (near the Recreation Ground car park) at about 2.20pm.
Happy wandering !